"Look at all these nice looking articles. Wrong!!! Sad!!!!" - Donald Trump
Climate change is a bunch of Crap!!!!
If you actually fall for this "global warming" nonsense, you are a sucker!!! Not real!!! Global warming is a joke made up by Al Gore in 2000 to help boost his internet investments!! Rush Limbaugh said so!!!!! I drive a hummer and pollute lakes and rivers for fun!!!! Hahaha!!! My information is 100% accurate because Fox News said so.
I am not actually a climate change denier. I understand the phenomenon of global warming. This homework assignment was written in a satirical tone for fun. I do not like Donald Trump.