Hahaha just kidding you dumbass SQL fly buzzing junior high cracker scripts. No one's breaching this wall of security. Shout out to my socialism GNU GPL boiz we cool but I'm taking this one to my grave. I have however, reached a breakthrough in this site's programming. It is now much smarter and more efficient. Much, much easier to use and maintain.
The second part of this misleading title is true. I am now employed (remotely) as a software developer at a software company that will remain nameless. After years of chasing my tail with this art and music shit, my programming has come through and I am now making a living from it. Also, the benefits include bragging rights and a much more inflated idea of myself.
I hope the rest of you are enjoying good fortune and peace in your lives as I am.