Please shout the words "pineapple hat boy" at me. That way, I will conclude one of two things:
you're cool and are granted Tanner seal of approval
you creep you recognize me from le phone book?
If you do not shout the words "PINEAPPLE HAT BOY PINEAPPLE BOY" at me, I will assume you don't really care about me since you haven't paid attention TO My Best Thing Ever! Take that, Mom and Dad!