If you have ever met me in real life, I'm sorry.
It is with a heavy heart that I inform my friends, family, and coworkers that my beloved cat Jack, has passed away today. His kidneys failed at about 10 this morning, and we had to put him down. It was the best decision for him, as he was suffering and only would have gotten worse. Me, my girlfriend Kristin, and Jack's sister Black Maria, our other cat, were with him when he died. In the past two weeks, he's had three ultrasounds, then a surgery for a gallstone, which required removing his gall bladder. He suffered a cardiac arrest shortly after the surgery, but he was resuscitated. He's had blood transfusions, and has required a feeding tube in his last days. What makes it especially heartbreaking is that two and a half weeks ago, he was fine. There was nothing unusual about him.
Please enjoy these pictures of him.
For those that didn't know Jack, he was the friendliest, warmest, chattiest cat you would ever meet. He loved everyone, he loved giving and receiving affection, and he always had a lot to say. You c...
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Hahaha just kidding you dumbass SQL fly buzzing junior high cracker scripts. No one's breaching this wall of security. Shout out to my socialism GNU GPL boiz we cool but I'm taking this one to my grave. I have however, reached a breakthrough in this site's programming. It is now much smarter and more efficient. Much, much easier to use and maintain.
The second part of this misleading title is true. I am now employed (remotely) as a software developer at a software company that will remain nameless. After years of chasing my tail with this art and music shit, my programming has come through and I am now making a living from it. Also, the benefits include bragging rights and a much more inflated idea of myself.
I hope the rest of you are enjoying good fortune and peace in your lives as I am.
Ayy so guess what I did. My website now has a style switcher, in the day time it will use daytime.css, the bright and colorful one. In the night time it will use my tried and true style.css, the same style it has used for the past year. Or, in the footer of every page, you can manually switch to either one. The switcher uses a PHP session.
Don't look at my portfolio. Seriously, it's dog shit. A big wart on my website if you ask me. I'll finish it one day. Should be in the next 5-10 years.